Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
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Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
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Ice cream who?
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