Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Who is there?
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Who's there?
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To who?
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Who's there?
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Ice cream who?
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal’.
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ‘Juan’.
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, ‘But they are twins.
If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.’
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