What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "Wow! This is the very best sex I've had in years! I wonder how the girls are doing?"
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.