What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?
Potpourri.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools?
A fruit stand.
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Vote:
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Vote:
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon.
His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road.
He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the receptionist.
"This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!"
So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.
As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays."
A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground.
He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"