What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
What do you call it when someone farts in a Gay Bar? Mating call
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous. "My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?" "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.