Joke #1621

What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room? 100 people that don''t do dick!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?

Do you know how to play gay poker? Queens are wild and straights don’t count.

Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!

Three boys are walking home from school and they see a naked woman. One of them runs away the other two stay to watch. The next day they are walking home from school and they see the naked woman again, and again the same boy runs away. Another day later they are walking home and they see the naked woman again, as the boy tries to run away the other boys grab him and ask, "What are you gay or something don't you like looking at naked women?" He replied, "Yeah, I love looking at naked women but my mom said that if I see one I'll turn into stone and I feel something starting to get hard."

Why are faggots so generous? Because they don't know how to be tight arsed!

Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!

Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!

Six mates were seated at the bar, each trying to impress one another with the size of their dicks. The bragging went on for almost an hour, and the bartender got tired of hearing about cocks, so he said, "Let's put an end to all this crap and find out who's lying and who isn't. Each of you whip out your dong and lay it on the bar." All six of them did. Just at that moment a faggot walked into the bar, and the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The queer looked down the bar, and in a lisping voice, he said, "No thanks, I'll just have some of the buffet."