What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
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Q: Why did the gay man take two aspirin with his Viagra?
A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms?
A: So gay guys can play star wars.
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay?
A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?
Father: It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"
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Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
See ya next month.
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