What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?
100 people that don''t do dick!
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At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
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A. They're called Dikes.
They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!
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How does a gay man fake an orgasm?
He spits on his partners back.
A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver.
She says "I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be to ass. I can't commit adultery, so the man must be single.Can you fulfill my wish?"
"Yes" says the bus driver and fulfills her wish.
Feeling guilty he says "I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids."
"Thats ok" replied the nun "I lied too."
"My name is Kevin and Im going to a fancy dress party."
A woman was suspicious in the loyalty of her husband for a long time and she decided to make him jealous.
"My love, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
"I'd say you're a lesbian!"