The following sign was posted at a fast food restaurant owned by two blondes:
"Parking for drive-through customers only!"
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls.
She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results, put on two coats".
At work, a blonde notices her that cubicle mate has a thermos.
She asks him what it's for, and he responds, "It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one.
The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her cube mate asks, "What do you have in it?"
The blonde says, "Soup and ice cream."
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.
A blonde biology student conducts an experiment on grasshoppers.
She pulls off one of its legs at a time and yells, "Hop."
The grasshopper hops each time until all of its legs are gone.
The blonde concludes: when all the legs of a grasshopper are removed, it becomes deaf.
A blond smokes in her yard. The garbage man asks her:
Any garbage today?
Yes, tree sacks please...
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.