Joke #8714

Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.

Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.

Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.

Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.

Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.

Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.

For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.

One day, a guy decides to go ice fishing. He gets out onto the ice and starts making a hole with his ice augur. Suddenly he hears a booming voice say "there's no fish there!" He looks around startled but doesn't see anyone. He packs up and moves to another spot and starts working on a new hole. Again he hears the booming voice "there's no fish there!" He moves again and starts making a new hole and hears the voice again. "There's no fish there!" it booms. He looks up nervously. "G-G-God? I-I-Is that... you?" he asks. "No, it's the arena manager. Get the fuck out of here!"