Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!
Every mobile phone user has complained like this: Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you, because now I have to change the whole text.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
Software isn’t released, it’s allowed to escape.
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.