Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? Everyone at Apple are crying their's out!
Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.
Where does the acronym LOTUS come from? Let Only Users Suffer.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Programmers: See one warning, fixes warning. Compiles... See two errors, fixes errors. Compiles... See 83 errors, pitches computer.
Fed up with your computer winning at chess? Try it at kick-boxing instead!
Angry geek dad shouted to kid, "End of discussion; Semicolon;"
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.