Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall?
A: Captain's log.
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What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge?
Cool music.
What do computers eat when they get hungry?
"Chips."
There are only two kinds of computer.
The latest model, and the obsolete.
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A: With stick e-tape.
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Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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