Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
Two bloggers chatting: Mom: Son, it’s snowing so nice. Son: Where, Give me the link please.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
I walked into the computer repair place with my broken Macintosh computer. I looked at the stack of them on the rack and said, ‘What’s that, Broke Mac Mountain?’
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
Q: Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses? A: Because they don't C#.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
Do files get embarrassed when they’re unzipped?
A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen". The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them". Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".