Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb? A thyme machine.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears. The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years. As a reward you can make a wish." Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East. The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?" Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us. The Genie says, "Let me see that map again."
Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.
E-mail returned to sender, insufficient voltage.
Virus "Windows" found: Delete, Repair, Next?
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphone 6 overheating? Downloading images of Candice Swanepoel.
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
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