Joke #6772

Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.

A computer programmer has been missing from work for over a week. Finally someone notices and calls the police. They break down the door of his flat where they find him dead in the shower, an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. The programmer seems to have died from a combination of exposure and exhaustion. The puzzle is explained when the police read the instructions on the shampoo bottle – ‘Wet hair. Apply shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.’

Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.

With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.

Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.

Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Q:Why did the computer lose its trust relationship with the domain? A:Because it was corrupted in active directory and needed to be removed and re-added again!

Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"