Q: What did Data find when he went into the bathroom stall? A: Captain's log.
Q: What does a baby computer call its dad? A: Data
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
This website may not be idiot proof, but at least it’s dimwit resistant.
You realize that you are dependent of the internet when: You forget in what year you are. You get out from you’re room and you discover that you’re parent moved and you don’t even know when that happened. You dream only of quick connections. You open you’re interphone when you get out from you’re room so you can hear when you get an e-mail.
What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!" He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.