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A programmer went to the store to buy milk.
His partner said, "While you're there, buy eggs."
The programmer never returned.
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Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen?
O2.zip
Chuck Norris can open Microsoft Windows when he needs fresh air.
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Outgoing e-mails have tobacco stains on them.
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down.
The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."
The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."
The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."
All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"
The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."