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While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!"
"What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus?
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There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who have regular sex.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
Having been erased, The document you’re seeking Must now be retyped.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.