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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
Q: What do you call a programmer from Finland?
A: Nerdic.
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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better than the one you had before.
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A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
What is a cursor?
Someone having computer problems.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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