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Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea.
Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
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I'm not anti-social.
I'm just not user friendly.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
James Bond got this email from a friend:
CanYouPleaseFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.”
Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?”
Customer: “Netscape.”
Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?”
Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?”
Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.”
Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
Someone calls at the hotline:
Good evening.
I’ve just installed Windows 98...
So?
Wheel I have a problem...
Ok, ok, you just said that...
