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What do computers do when they get hungry?
They eat chips!
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One to change it, and two to complain about how bad GE's customer support is.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a herb?
A thyme machine.
I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
A press release:
"Yesterday, for the first time a hacker was convicted of network penetration and went to jail to serve a 12 years sentence. According to the data of the central computer of the police, the hacker goes to liberty the day after tomorrow because of expiration of the sentence."
What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
