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Windows, the world's first commercially successful virus!
Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Why use Linux: No Windows, no Gates, no Bill to pay.
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
The interviewer enquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?"
The Engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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What do Scientists have for snacks?
Micro-chips.
With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: ‘My Novel’ not found.