The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer.
No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...
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The diver goes below 15 more feet, and a minute later, the same guy joins him.
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They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!"
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
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