The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer.
No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...
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There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team.
They drowned during spring training.
One day, the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
Smiling the Lord proclaimed,
"You don't have a chance; I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here".
"Yes", snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires."
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer?
A: Chelsea.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods.
Swimming
Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan.
When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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A true story, according to the LA Times.....
Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"
Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"
Why are old socks good for golf?
Because they have eighteen holes.
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it.
He consulted with his wife, and she recommended that Joe bring along her uncle Ted.
Joe said, "But Ted is 80 years old and half senile!"
His wife replied, "Yes, but his eyesight is incredible."
Joe finally agreed and took Ted along.
He teed off and could feel that he had hit it solidly.
He asked Ted, "Do you see it?"
Ted nodded his head and said, "Boy, that was a beautiful shot!"
Joe excitedly asked, "Well, where did it land?!"
Ted said, "Hmmm. I forget."
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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