The way from the cabins to the ring is too long, says the boxer.
No worries, on your way back you will come back with the stretcher...
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There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred.
Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game.
But one day he came home from their weekly game looking terrible and very tired.
His wife asked, "What's the matter, Bill?
You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable right now."
Bill said, "Well, something terrible happened.
Fred had a heart attack on the first hole."
"My God, honey!" said the wife, rushing to comfort him.
"That must've been terrible!"
"It was," he said.
"All day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball, and then hit it again..."
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."
Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.