A brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Everywhere I touch it hurts."
He asks "What do you mean?"
So she showed him what she meant.
She touched her knee and said "Ouch!" Then she touched her chest and said, "Ouch!" Then her shoulder, "Ouch!"
The doctor looks at her and asks, "Your really blonde, aren't you?"
She replies "Yes, as a matter of fact I am. How did you guess?"
Doctor says, "Well your finger is broken."
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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's!
Three blondes witness a crime so they go to the police station to identify the suspect.
The police chief shows them the first mug shot.
"That's not him," the first blonde states.
"This man only has one eye."
The chief is stunned.
"He only has one eye because it's a profile shot."
He repeats the procedure for the second blonde.
"That's not him.This man only has one ear," she answers.
He smacks his head.
"It's a profile shot."
He repeats the procedure for the third blonde.
After viewing the photo, she says, "That's not him. This man is wearing contact lenses."
"How do you know that?"
"Well," she says, "he can't wear glasses with only one eye and one ear, now can he?"
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break...
It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
'Cause they make them feel famous!
What did the blonde’s holiday postcard say?
‘Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?’
A blonde was walking down the street with shower caps on her breasts.
A guy asked her, "Hey, what's with the shower caps?"
"Shower caps?" she responded, "These are booby condoms!"
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
"There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot."
Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
A: Because she's 21.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.