Joke #254

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Vote: has 39.64 % from 60 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

If I won the Lottery, I wouldn’t be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I’d make my boss’s life a living hell for a week or two first.
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
Valentines Slogans 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk, But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk. 9. Our love will never become cold and hollow, Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow. 8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store, In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore. 7. This feels so good, it feels so right, I just wish it wasn't $250 a night. 6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class, Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass. 5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished, But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!! 4. Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass. 3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie, I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty". 2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny, So right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny! 1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister. You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Vote: has 48.13 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, love, money, sex, Valentines day
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Vote: has 64.79 % from 102 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other. "Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you." "In that case," said the boy, "I'll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go."
Vote: has 81.78 % from 197 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, cop, food, kids, money
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
Vote: has 28.61 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dad, money
Did you hear about the cannibal Tax Accountant? She charges an arm and a leg.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: accountant, money, tax
Money isn’t everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money
A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later. She gets in the car and says, "Look, I made $40.50 !" "What jerk gave you 50 cents?" he asks. "All of them!"
Vote: has 64.21 % from 159 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: husband, marriage, money, time, wife
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Vote: has 69.86 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bible, death, money