I needed to quickly run a SQL command to update a single row in an Oracle DB table at work. To my horror, it came back with –2,193,674 rows affected.
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family: "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" "What is it?" her sisters asked eagerly. Proudly she replied: "Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!"
Q: Why did the bodybuilder buy tape from the hardware store? A: Somebody told him he was ripped!
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. The rest of them will write Perl programs.
What do you get when you cross an apple with a nun? A computer that won’t go down.
Much like Apple products, I also, am only compatible with myself.
Girlfriend pregnant error... Abort, Marry, Ignore?
Steve Jobs was an amazing man. He will live in my hard drive forever!