A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.
The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet.
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Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.
"I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.
"I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition."
"Batted .007," his wife added.
Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team.
"I blame the general manager," said the first fan. "If he signed better players, we'd be a great team."
"I blame the players," said the
second fan. "If they made more of
an effort, we'd score some points."
"I blame my parents," said the third. "If I'd been born in Seattle,
I'd be supporting a decent team."
Vote:
Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke?
He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Vote:
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.