A teacher walks into her classroom and turns to the children and says, Today kids im going to ask you what job your daddy has! She turns to the first child and says, What job dose your daddy have tina?? She replies; he is a carpenter miss. The teacher turns to the next child and repeats the question...the child says he is the head of a multi-organic food chain. Very good indeed says miss..........she turns to the next child and says. What job does your daddy have Robert?? He replies... He's a male prostitute miss; and demands 50 quid. No,No,No your lying to me Robert i can tell! Ok then miss you got me i confess......................................... HE PLAYS RUGBY FOR ENGLAND BUT IM TO ASHAMED TO SAY!!!
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
Peter goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home tired and five hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?" Peter says, "That was the worst game of golf I've ever had. We got up to the first tee, and Harry hit a hole-in-one and immediately dropped dead of a heart attack." Peter's wife says, "OMG! That's terrible!" Peter says, "I know. Then, for the rest of the game, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry. . ."
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
Q: What do the World Series and bears on birth control have in common? A: No Cubs
What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream? Aston Vanilla.
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.