Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks.
The first said, "Deer tracks?"
"No," replied the second, "Bear tracks."
The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.
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As it was small, a cramped place to stay, we decided it was most fitting to sleep in the same bed.
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A few minutes later, the guy on my left woke up and said: "I have had a dream that I was given the best handjob ever!"
I replied, "well that's funny... I thought I was skiing."
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Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."
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"Oh, forget that nigga."
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