Joke #2641

Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks. The first said, "Deer tracks?" "No," replied the second, "Bear tracks." The conversation ended abruptly when the train hit them.

What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.

Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf

Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.

A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his patients to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived. Everything went quite well. As the National Anthem started, the doctor yelled, "Up Nuts", and the patients complied by standing up. After the anthem, he yelled, "Down Nuts", and they all sat back down in their seats. After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer Nuts." They all broke out into applause and cheered. When the umpire made a particularly bad call against the star of the home team, the Doctor yelled, "Booooo Nuts" and they all started booing and cat calling. Comfortable with their response, the doctor decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he turned, there was a riot in progress. Finding his tizzied assistant, the doctor asked, "What in the world happened?" The assistant replied, "Well everything was going just fine until this guy walked by and yelled, 'peanuts'".

What do golfers use in China? China tees!

Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.

Q: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A: When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

He was a colourful boxer. Black and blue all over.

The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!

Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.