The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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A school in the United States is on fire.
One fireman is throwing the kids through the window, while the other one is standing on the ground and catching them.
After half of an hour the upper fireman asks:
Hey man, why aren't you catching black kids?
Oh damn, I thought these were the burnt ones.
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Two kids were talking together.
First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands."
Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?"
First: "Yes, of course."
Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’?
A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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How are a lawyer and a prostitute different?
The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history?
Hitler.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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