Joke #2797

Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told me not have sex for a three weeks... Husband: And what the dentist said?

I'm like happy meal. "Coz you are small and pretty?" "No, coz I always c*m with a toy inside.

Q: How do you find a blind man at a nude beach? A: It’s not hard.

My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.

A businessman was flying on a plane surrounded by hundreds of kids. A lady went and sat down next to him. She asked, "Are these all your kids?" The man replied, "No, I just work at a condom factory, these are all the complaints".

She was hungry for love and didn’t know where her next male was coming from.

Q. What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? A. Goes-in-tight!

Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. They don't have time.

An old couple decide to get married after years of courting. They sit down to discuss the marriage arrangements and the prospective bridegroom brings up the subject of sex. ‘Oh dear,’ says his aging fiancée. ‘As far as sex goes I’d have to say, infrequently.’ ‘Pardon?’ replies the bridegroom. ‘Was that one word or two?’

The four words most hated by men during sex? ‘Is it in yet?’

A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"