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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty.
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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