Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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