Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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