Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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