Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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