Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver. When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.