Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.