Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris?
The only good news is you know when you will die.
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