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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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