Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.