Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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