Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Vote:
There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Vote:
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
Vote:
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Vote:
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Vote:
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Vote:
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Vote: