Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.