Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.