Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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