Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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