Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.