What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream? Aston Vanilla.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´ A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Ricky Ponting's wife calls her husband but Australian Cricket Team Manager attends the call. Ricky's Wife: "Hello Can I talk to Ricky, this is his wife." Australian team Manager: "Sorry, he is just going to bat, I am the team manager, any message for him." Ricky's Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will hold on!"
Q: What is a sheep's favorite sport? A: Baaasket baaall!
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to himself "what a waste" he made his way down to the empty seat. When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?" The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan." The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket to a friend or a relative?" The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."