Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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A sailor and a priest were playing golf.
The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "F**k, I missed."
Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you."
The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot.
Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I f**k’n missed again."
The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you."
The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh f**k" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you."
Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest.
In the distance a deep voice said, "F**K, I Missed."
Q: Why there are many bubbles on the pool's water?
A: Swimmers are farting.
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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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How did the blonde die icefishing?
She got run over by the zamboni!
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
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A burglary was recently committed at West Ham's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen.
The police are looking for a man with a claret & blue carpet.