What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across?
A: A double dirty crosser.
Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body?
A: He is all right now.
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner.
So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure.
You carry the suitcases!"
A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
listen to her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to Impress a Man:
show up naked,
bring beer.