What is gross stupidity?
144 men in one room.
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Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the shit out of you.
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men are like.....Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
Men come in three sizes:
Small, medium, and OOoohhh yesss!
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!".
The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"