What is gross stupidity? 144 men in one room.
What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it. B. Penicillin.
They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task? A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men : "Does this look like sh*t to you?" "Yes is does", they replied. "Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief. "Ammmm...Yes" "Good. Don't step on it!"