Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man?
A. An oxymoron.
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What's the biggest difference between men and women ?
Men are crabby all month long.
"Lisa, why are you so angry with me?"
"Because I'm Christine."
Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient.
"In over 20 years I haven't because I try to remain professional."
With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen.
It wasn't any bigger than a AAA battery.
The doctor burst into uncontrolable hysteria.
"I'm sorry I really am, I don't know what came over me, I promise it won't happen again.
Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen" said Bob.
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve?
A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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What do men and sperm have in common?
They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Men are like buses.
One comes every 15 minutes.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.
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Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention.
It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk.
"What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle?
That's a stupid!
Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it.
I've got something else though.
It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude.
You can't possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor...
"You're really going to hate the name of my folding bucket."