Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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