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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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