Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.