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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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