Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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