Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.