Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you. Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.