Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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