Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.