Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Vote:
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Vote:
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Vote:
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Vote:
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Vote:
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote:
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
Vote: