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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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