Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.