Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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