Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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