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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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