Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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