Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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