Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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