Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out.
No one dared to move.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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