Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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