Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Eminem says "I'm not afraid".
Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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