Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.