Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.