Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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