Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.