Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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