If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.