If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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