If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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