If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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