If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.