If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.