If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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