If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Except pink.
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The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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