If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris.
The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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