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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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