They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.