They say terror? Look at Chuck.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.