They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.