They say terror? Look at Chuck.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.