They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.