They say terror? Look at Chuck.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.