Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."