They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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