There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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