There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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