There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.