There is no theory of evolution.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon.
If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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