Joke #3320

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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