There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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