There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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