There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.