There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.