Joke #3320

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Vote:
has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Vote:
has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
Vote:
has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Vote:
has 62.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Vote:
has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Vote:
has 83.69 % from 520 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Vote:
has 72.43 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
Vote:
has 28.27 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math