There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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