There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.