Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
I before E except after Chuck.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.