Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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