Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.