Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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