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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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