Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.