Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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