Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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