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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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