Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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