Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!