Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order.
Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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