Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.