Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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