Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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