Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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