Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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