Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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