Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.