Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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