Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.