Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.