Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.