Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door? Too Late!