When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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