When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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