When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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