When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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