When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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