When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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