When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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