When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.