Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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