Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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