Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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