Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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