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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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