Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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