Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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They have footprints.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris.
Once.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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