Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.