Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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