Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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