Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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