Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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