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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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