Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.