Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Chuck Norris is an action verb.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.