Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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