Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
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Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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