Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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