If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.