If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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