If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.