If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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