Joke #4185

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Vote:
has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Vote:
has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Vote:
has 28.82 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Vote:
has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Vote:
has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris