If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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