If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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