If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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