If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.