If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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