If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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