If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.