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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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