If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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