If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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