Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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