Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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