Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.