Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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