Joke #3196

What is a man's definition of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A family went to a nudist camp for their vacation. The young son came back to the tent and said, "Wow, Mom! You should see some of those girls. They've got these HUGE..." "Yes, well," his mother sniffs. "The larger they are, the dumber the woman." Next day the boy comes back to the tent again. "You wouldn't believe some of the guys out there. They have these HUGE..." "Yes, well, like I said, the bigger they are, the dumber the man." "Really?" the boy said, frowning with puzzlement. "We might be in trouble, Mom." "Why, honey?" "Because Dad's out there talking to a really stupid girl, and he's getting dumber by the minute."
Vote: has 72.24 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Vote: has 40.95 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Vote: has 66.46 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Vote: has 16.27 % from 88 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?" "Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?" The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
Vote: has 68.81 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bar, beer, car, men, sex
Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, "Does your dog bite?" "No, my dog doesn't bite." The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously. A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!" The shop clerk shrugs, "He doesn't. But that wasn't my dog."
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: customer service, dog, men
After an accident... 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
Q: What is difference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
Vote: has 46.54 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
Vote: has 63.66 % from 28 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men