Joke #3196

What is a man's definition of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Vote: has 57.36 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men, sex, women
Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: knock-knock, men, women
Q: Why are there only snow men and not snow women? A: Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
Vote: has 17.06 % from 89 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men, stupid, winter, women
One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
Vote: has 23.91 % from 115 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: husband, life, men, wife
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Vote: has 39.90 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: "I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down." The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: "Because he's far too heavy."
Vote: has 74.97 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum. "That looks nasty," says the doctor. "Nasty?" the man says. "That's just the tip of the iceberg."
Vote: has 66.71 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: doctor, men
John: I didn't sleep with my wife before we were married. Did you? Bob: I'm not sure. What was your wife's maiden name?
Vote: has 86.85 % from 284 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: marriage, men, wife
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Vote: has 67.88 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
Vote: has 62.63 % from 37 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men