The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.
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The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
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"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.
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"Oh great!
NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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Matthew: Why?
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