Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole?
A: Divorced.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes on 5th November 1605.
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
Vote:
Always be yourself!
Unless you can be Batman - then always be Batman
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Vote:
Mary's father has 5 daughters,
1. Nana
2. Nono
3. Nini
4. Nene
What is the fifth daughters name?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
Vote:
Priest: Kim, do you take Kanye to be your lawfully wedded husband to love and cherish?
Kim: I..
*Kanye grabs mic*
Kanye: She do.
A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner for lunch and ordered a cheeseburger, coffee and a slice of apple pie.
As he was about to eat, three bikers walked in.
One grabbed the trucker's cheeseburger and took a huge bite from it.
The second one drank the trucker's coffee, and the third wolfed down his apple pie.
The truck driver didn't say a word as he paid the waitress and left.
As the waitress walked up, one of the motorcyclists growled, "He ain't much of a man, is he?"
"He's not much of a driver, either," the waitress replied.
"He just backed his 18-wheeler over three motorcycles."