Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin?
A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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Q: What do you call 400 lawyers at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A: A great place to start.
It was just a simple misunderstanding, your Honour."
Testified the man charged with indecent exposure.
"Explain that statement!" demanded the Judge.
"Well, you see, this girl and I were drinking in a bar and she asked me what I wanted most in a woman... So I showed her."
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers?
People were confused about which side to spit
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo?
Just say, "Fees."
A pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes.
The judge said "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100."
The lawyer stood up and said "Thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . ."
What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand?
Football practice.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer."
The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think that three men were buried under the stone.
However he suggested an alternative:
He would inscribe, "Here lies a man who was both honest and a lawyer.
That way, whenever anyone walked by the tombstone and read it, they would be certain to remark: "That's Strange"!