Joke #3722

Did you hear about the lawyer who was hurt in an accident? The ambulance he was chasing stopped too suddenly.
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Lawyer was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own defense. "You must swear to tell the complete truth. Do you understand?" The client replied that he did. The lawyer then asked, "Do you know what will happen if you don't tell the truth?" The client looked back and said, "I imagine that our side will win."
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Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene.
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I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
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Why don’t lawyers enjoy fishing? Because it’s too much like work, what with all the lying involved.
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