Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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