Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.