Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.