Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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