Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object? A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.