Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse...
And his favorite drink is punch...
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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