When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.