Joke #3835

The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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I'll never understand how you can come up second in a biathlon. I mean – you've got a gun, haven't you?
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Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in hands of a skeleton! Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!" "What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine. "Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron!"
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Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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The water in Rio is so bad that even Usain Bolt had the "runs" in his last race!
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Basketball
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