Joke #3835

The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

There are these two guys named John and Cliff. They were best friends and were so obsessed with baseball that they would go to 60 games a year and analyze every scoreboard. They even promised each other that when one of them goes to heaven, the deceased one would come back and tell the other whether there was baseball in heaven or not. One night Cliff dies in his sleep after watching a Chicago White Sox game — Chicago won, so at least he died a happy man. The next day Cliff returns to earth to see his friend. "Hi, John.”" "Cliff, is it really you?" "Hey, I told you I’d be back to tell you what’s up. And, you know John, there’s good news and bad news." "Okay. What’s the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven." "The bad news?" "You’re pitching tomorrow night."

Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!

Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.

What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream? Aston Vanilla.

Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."

I think that it is better to give that to get. You have a very generous thinking. Are you a humanitarian? No, I’m a boxer.

A true story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?" Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!