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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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