Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas.
They made a deal.
Chuck now owns the shop.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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