Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.