Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.