Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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