Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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