Joke #5645

Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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