Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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