Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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