Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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