Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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