Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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