Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.