Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.