Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.