Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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