Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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