Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.