Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.