Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch.
He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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