Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.