Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris