Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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