Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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