Some people have alter egos.
Chuck Norris has no such thing.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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