They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.