They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.