They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.