They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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