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There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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