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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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