They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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