They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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