They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.