Joke #6990

They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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