They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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