July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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