One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Dirt knows better.
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They have footprints.
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E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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