Joke #7392

One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Vote: has 74.94 % from 32 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Vote: has 65.32 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Vote: has 62.41 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Vote: has 51.34 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Vote: has 74.43 % from 26 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, music
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 65.02 % from 5 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris