One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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