One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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In the Sahara Desert.
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Of course you would.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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