One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king