One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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It landed yesterday.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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