One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris... Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.