One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.