The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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