The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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