The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!