The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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