The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!