The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.