The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once. The ground didn't make it.
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.