The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris.
It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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