The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.