The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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