The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Every resturant has a drive thru when you're riding shotgun with Chuck Norris.