The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.